Kyoto

I was hoping we'd have an internet.

So I went to the front desk, "What do you mean, you have 20 modems?"
I was handed a bag marked "19" The contents:

Yes, they literally have 20 cable modems to hook up to your television. The dumbest way they coulda given you an internet.

Anyway, this is Kyoto.


And this is a giant carrot.


And this is our creepy-as-hell hotel.
Come play with us, Tommy, come play with us.

I have a feeling the place wouldn't be creepy if it were even slightly well-lit. Even the lobby feels like the Tower of Terror, a little bit. The elevators are spooky, too. They always happen to be at your floor already and they make absolutely no noise. The doors open noiselessly as well.

Also, I refuse to ever close to bathroom door, for fear of the gas.